Thursday, September 13

Jerks Inc..
Current Mood: S*****
State: F*****
Reason for blog: Vent out the frustration..
Calvin quote for the occasion: "In my opinion we dont devote nearly enough time in finding a scientific cure for jerks"
Warning: Read at your own risk..

I don’t understand how people (women strongly and men sometimes shockingly) can be this unbearably stupid and irritating adding to your already poor impression about people in general. At the risk of sounding cynical here goes some random situations that have exasperated me beyond description lately..

Situation 1#
I'm quoting from experience, "You don't look like a South Indian, I mean you are fair and don’t eat any curd rice". Christ I needed to shout right then.

Situation 2#
In answer to why I was doing an MBA, the reply "Oh God! How kewl (whoever thought of the obnoxious word should be hanged) you are so ambitious ya, I mean girls usually do an MBA because they want to marry late". Aspirin someone???

Situation 3#
The city I presently live in finds derogatory words like "babe" and "sexy" so 'in 'that they find the most unthinkable situations to use the words justified, like "Look at that B plan ya (find an alternative to ya someone, I think I'll forget mine), its sexy". Yes, the same word the dictionary defines as 'Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest'is used, for the lack of better adjectives, to describe something necessarily academic. Its highly unenduring.

Situation 4#
I don’t understand twisted morality, I mean its ok to ask anyone you barely know if they "have a bf/gf/are they committed", whatever it means to them, as if it were a trait or something, like you are 6 feet tall, you are wheatish and you have a bf/gf. Attribute see? But the worst comes when you get to hear crap like its ok for you to not look good, to be this/that, you already have someone.
Now what necessarily is someone trying to imply, that you can be an old hag and not look worth 2 bits because you are "committed" so to quote, while the other all so desperate ones look like they've stepped out of a band box. If you dress well, apparently its for "someone to see" and so if the "someone" isnt around, you are guilty of treason.
I need some air, can anything be more ridiculous.
I had better stop; even recollection is making me pound the keys hard enough to break them..!!

4 comments:

Rebelzz said...

Girls do an MBA because they want to postpone marriage? Honey, how are you surviving there? Seriously!!! Height of gender stereotypes...

buzzinga!!!! said...

babe(tis one just coz it's wat i always cal u) learn to laugh it off..really,once u do it wil be simpler..nice post as always

Abhishek Nayak said...

Cmon babe u are taking it too seriously...... I find it more amusing than insinuating bcoz I usually laugh at people who think they can belittle anyone with "wise cracks"......
Wait a minute.. did I just say "babe"

Until next time...

dreamy_writer said...

well... its time for some fresh air...let's start appreciating the good "sexy" things and ignore things that bother you... cos they make NO difference whatsoever to your life and existence... everything is sooo very subjective and "a matter of your PERCEPTION" (perception is the best thing that MBA taught me - make life hassle free) that its left to individuals to comprehend...and the happier and brighter your comprehension... the easier it is to say "World's a beautiful place!!!"